There once was a man from Nantucket. Hey, how’s the fishing up there in Nantucket? I hear you get a lot of albacore. And whales. I once met a young man, Geoff, in the basement of that milliner’s shop in Havana and he went on about the albacore you get in Massachusetts. And some bluefish, I think. Bluefish? I don’t know. It was a long time ago. His pretty wife made excellent albóndigas and boy he had a long penis.
Humor #3: Hemingway Limericks
Previous post: A Word on Zombies

