Humor #5: Hemingway Tongue Twister

Knock-Knock Jokes
Bodily Function Jokes
Anecdotes For Use at Parties
Stand-up Routine
Aphorisms
Shouts & Murmurs-like Humor
McSweeney's-like Humor
Sedarisian Humorous Essay
Pie Chart
Yo Mamma Jokes
Lightbulb Jokes
Blonde Jokes
TV Sitcom
Doctored Photo Hilarity
Puns
Award Show Presenter Humor
LOL Cat
SNL Skit
Monty Python Skit
Public Radio Humor
Greeting Cards
Game Show Host Humor
Rock Show Between-Song Banter
Tweeting Alive
Wacky Morning DJ Shtick
E-mailed Jokes
Man-Walks-Into-a-Bar Jokes
Political Jokes
Practical Jokes
Late Night Talk Show Jokes
News Anchor Banter
TV Advertisement
Bloopers
Movie: Apatovian Comedy
Movie: Romantic Comedy
Movie: Woody Allen
Movie: Will Ferrell
Movie: Family Comedy
Trade Show Keynote Speaker
Novelty Song
Recipe
Tongue Twister
News Story Parody
Riddles
Comic Strip
Passive Aggressive Insult
Playground Retort
New York Post Headlines
Limericks
Freudian Slips
Slapstick
Ironic T-Shirt
Nursery Rhyme
Vacation Souvenirs/Curios
Old Coot Rant
Old Bag Rant
Drunken Rant
Silly Horoscope
Fortune Cookie Fortune
Internet Meme
Sports Cheer
Sports Razzing
Borscht Belt Humor
Toasts
Mash-up
Non Sequitur
Heckling
Bumper Sticker
Protest Signs
Weird Dream
Catch Phrase
Viral Web Video

Things that may be trickier to convey, but not necessarily beyond me:

Ventriloquism
Flash Mobs
My Robert De Niro Impression

(*Yes. There are fewer than 100 items here. You are vastly intelligent for noticing that.)

I am Papa Funny. Welcome, Ladies and Germans, to my humor experiment.

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"I would totally come back to life just to read this on a regular basis." --F. Scott Fitzgerald

"This is bull cocky." --William Faulkner

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