How many writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
About 100 million writers to discuss the best method of screwing in the lightbulb, what they’ll title the lightbulb, what genre is best for the lightbulb, what publicity tactics they might use when the lightbulb is screwed in, if the lightbulb has enough of a character arc, if the lightbulb has enough at stake, if lightbulb-screwing is best done with an outline, how other people have screwed in lightbulbs, whether the lightbulb would be better with vampires or in Swedish, what to do about lightbulb-screwer’s block, if this lightbulb could be the Great American Lightbulb, whether or not they should support e-lightbulbs, whether they should ask their agents what they think about how the lightbulb-screwing is going, how lightbulb-screwers should support each other more, how they could totally do this if they could get into that one lightbulb-screwers colony, and how if they ate healthier and had more coffee they’d probably have screwed in the lightbulb by now. And then one writer to just get his ass up there and screw in the fucking lightbulb.
